Get ready to knock on the door of laughter with this collection of 100 Christmas knock-knock jokes! Crafted for those who delight in humor and the joy of the holiday season, each joke wraps together a whimsical Christmas scenario, the classic “knock-knock” format, and a surprise punchline!
Within this collection, you’ll discover knock-knock jokes that shine like Christmas lights, with jolly one-liners, holiday puns, dad jokes dressed in Santa’s suit, and much more! If you have your very own favorite festive knock-knock joke, be sure to add it in the comments so we can add it to this list!
- Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Chris.
Chris who?
Christmas time is here again! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Coal.
Coal who?
Coal me when Santa is coming! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut open these gifts until Christmas morning! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Alaska.
Alaska who?
Alaska the big guy in red to put you on the nice list! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Izzin.
Izzin who?
Izzin Christmas the best time of year? - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule be putting out milk and cookies for Santa later! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Pudding.
Pudding who?
Pudding up the Christmas tree today – you in? - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Santa.
Santa who?
Santa bunch of presents to you – did they arrive yet? - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Gladys.
Gladys who?
Gladys Christmas and I get it spend it with you! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like to bake Christmas cookies with me? - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Ben?
Ben who?
Ben thinking about what to get you for Christmas! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Anna.
Anna who?
Anna good time was had by all at the Christmas party! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Avery.
Avery who?
Avery Merry Christmas to you! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke who came down the chimney last night! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snowbody can wrap presents like you! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Kate.
Kate who?
Kate wait for Christmas morning! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive my presents are going to be coal this year! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, cuz we’re running late for the Christmas party! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita second pair of hands to help me carry all of these presents! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah place where I can get a good cup of hot cocoa? - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like a new bike for Christmas? - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Tree.
Tree who?
The tree wise men followed the star to the baby Jesus! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
You’re justin time for the Christmas feast! - Knock
knock!
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little hand getting this Christmas ham into the oven! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Wine.
Wine who?
Wine aren’t you already in bed – Santa’s going to skip this house! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas to you and yours! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit up and tie it with a bow! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Let’s get in the Holly-day spirit! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy you’ve been sampling the Christmas cookies! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce sing a whole bunch of Christmas carols! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
Thank you very much for the lovely present! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any Christmas cookies left? - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Yah.
Yah who?
Well aren’t you excited for Christmastime! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Heat.
Heat who?
Heat up, there’s plenty of Christmas cookies to go around! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Heaven.
Heaven who?
Heaven seen you since Thanksgiving! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana wear my prettiest dress for Christmas! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing – it’s almost Christmastime! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Deer.
Deer who?
Deer aren’t many days left until Christmas! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Chili.
Chili who?
Would you hurry up and let us in? It’s chili out here! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Bean.
Bean who?
Bean wondering what you got me for Christmas this year! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Juicy.
Juicy who?
Juicy who is coming tonight? It’s Santa! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Thor.
Thor who?
Thor are a lot of presents under that Christmas tree! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex Santa if you’re on the nice or naughty list! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Beef.
Beef who?
Beef for real – Santa can’t possibly have put you on the nice list! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Cara.
Cara who?
Cara lot about you – hope you like your Christmas gift! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Cara.
Cara who?
Cara’bout getting presents this year? Then you better start behaving! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Towel.
Towel who?
Towel you explain to Santa how naught you’ve been all year? - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elf you don’t behave yourself, Santa is going to skip this house! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey know when Santa is going to be up on the roof? - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Hope.
Hope who?
Hope you’re having a great Christmas break! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Forzee.
Forzee who?
Forzee French, you say “Joyeux Noel”! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
Kenya put in a good word for me with the big guy in red? - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Helen Hywater.
Helen Hywater who?
I’ll go through Helen Hywater to be with you on Christmas! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Hugh Raye.
Hugh Raye who?
Hugh Raye, it’s almost Christmas! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Lois.
Lois who?
I got these Christmas gifts for the Lois price around! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Petra.
Petra who?
Petra-fied I won’t get any gifts from Santa this year! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Joe.
Joe who?
Joe-king aside, do you think Santa put me on the nice or naughty list? - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Mel.
Mel who?
Mel-ancholy won’t even begin to describe me if Santa leaves coal in my stocking! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Reg Oyce.
Reg Oyce who?
Reg Oyce, on this day, Jesus was born! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Shirley.
Shirley who?
Shirley you don’t mean to be taking down your Christmas tree already? - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Upton.
Upton who?
Upton no good? You’ll be on Santa’s naughty list! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Jack.
Jack who?
Jackpot! Christmas break is here! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Kay.
Kay who?
Kay-otic Christmas party times ahead! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Gladys.
Gladys who?
Gladys can be that we’re spending Christmas together! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Jester.
Jester who?
Jester minute – is that Santa I hear up on the roof? - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita shower after all that Christmas party dancing! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie one want some more Christmas cookies? - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Artie.
Artie who?
Artie done wrapping all these presents! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Colin.
Colin who?
I’m Colin Santa to tell him how good you were this year! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Dee.
Dee who?
This Christmas is going to be Dee-sastrous if we don’t get these cookies baked! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Darryl.
Darryl who?
Darryl be laughter and joy this year at Christmas! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Felix.
Felix who?
Felix-cited that Christmas is just around the corner! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and get those present wrapped! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Izzy.
Izzy who?
Izzy good enough to get on the nice list this year? - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Marv.
Marv who?
Marv-elous time of year is Christmas, isn’t it? - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Mike.
Mike who?
Mike car is full of hidden presents – don’t tell the kids! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
May.
May who?
May-ry Christmas to one and all! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Ophelia.
Ophelia who?
Ophelia credit card bill pain this time of year! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Do you think Santa will give me his otto-graph if I wait up for him? - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Sue.
Sue who?
Sue-per duper Christmas wishes to you! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Tamara.
Tamara who?
Tamara night you-know-who is going to come down the chimney! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Ted E.
Ted E. who?
Ted E. bears are on my Christmas list! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Terry.
Terry who?
Terry-bel news: Christmas is canceled! (Joking!) - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Ty.
Ty who?
Ty-ping out my Christmas list for this year! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda-ring through the snow – glad I finally found your house! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Will.
Will who?
Will power is what I need this Christmas – keep the goodies away from me! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Woody.
Woody who?
Woody skip my house this year because I’m on the naughty list? - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Willy.
Willy who?
Willy eat the milk and cookies we’ve left out for him? - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Cam.
Cam who?
Cam-paign to have Santa come to our house first! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Aretha.
Aretha who?
Aretha holly will look so pretty on your front door! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Billy.
Billy who?
Billy make his way down our chimney on Christmas Eve? - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Candy.
Candy who?
Candy really visit all those houses in one night? - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
D. Liver.
D.Liver who?
D. Liver-y – and it’s a lot of Amazon packages! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Donny.
Donny who?
Donny now our gay apparel! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Earl.
Earl who?
Earl-y to bed on Christmas Eve and earl-y to rise on Christmas morning! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Estelle.
Estelle who?
Estelle believe in Santa! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Helen.
Helen who?
I’ve been to Helen-back to get that toy you wanted for Christmas! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Iona.
Iona who?
Iona biggest Christmas tree on the block! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Paige.
Paige who?
Paige-ing Santa – Santa, are you there? - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Sally.
Sally who?
Sally forth into the wintery night! - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Norma.
Norma who?
Norma-ly I don’t like snow, but on Christmas – it’s a-ok!
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