Embark on a joyous journey with this compilation of 100 rib-tickling Santa jokes and punchlines! Perfect for those with a sense of humor and a love for the holiday season, each joke combines the whimsy of Santa, the surprise of a good punchline, and a hearty dose of festive laughter!
Included in this collection are a wide range of Santa jokes, laugh-out-loud one-liners, Santa Claus puns, Santa dad jokes, and clever comedic dialogues, allowing you to choose your own laughter track! We have also hidden all the answers so you can guess before you reveal them!
Q: What type of music is blasting in the sleigh while Santa’s delivering presents?
Wrap music!
Q: Why did Santa get his outfit updated before Christmas Eve?
Because his old outfit didn’t “soot” him!
Q: Why did Santa have a good cry after delivering all the presents?
Because he was Santa-mental!
Q: When Mrs. Claus tells Santa to be safe during his deliveries, what does he say?
“Fir sure!”
Q: What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in St. Nicholas?
A rebel without a Claus!
Q: What is Santa called if he goes down a chimney that’s got a fire burning?
A Crisp Kringle!
Q: What did Santa do when the house was too low to deliver presents?
He raised the roof!
Q: What condition does Santa have from being stuck in too many chimneys?
Claus-trophobia!
Q: What name did Santa and Mrs. Claus have picked out for their daughter?
Mary Christmas!
Q: What did Santa say after a particularly tiring trip around the world?
There’s “snow” place like home!
Q: What red, white and green and can be seen flying through the skies?
Santa with sleigh sickness!
Q: To deliver a package to Santa’s house, what must you do?
Ring his front door jingle-bell!
Q: What does Santa say after he’s done delivering all the presents?
Time to hit the sack!
Q: Does Santa believe in just letting things play out?
Yes, he believes in what’s orna-meant to be!
Q: What does Santa say when something crazy happens while he’s delivering?
That’s chest-nuts!
Q: Why is Santa considered an apparition by some?
Because his “presents” is only revealed once a year!
Q: What do you call Kris Kringle when he’s the life of the party?
The Santa of attention!
Q: Why does Santa maintain good relations even with those he doesn’t like?
Because he knows you have to keep your friends Claus and your enemies even clauser!
Q: Why was Santa disruptive at the Christmas party?
Because he wanted to Claus a commotion!
Q: Why did St. Nick push his way to the front of the crowd?
Because he wanted to be front and Santa!
Q: Why was the Elf sad he had to leave Santa’s Workshop?
Because St. Nick gave him the sack!
Q: Why couldn’t Santa make it to Mrs. Claus’s Christmas party?
He was kinda wrapped up in things!
Q: Why does Santa have to be a man?
Because no woman would wear the same outfit year after year!
Q: What’s Santa’s reaction when a kid with a cold sits on his lap?
“You’re on the snotty list this year, little one!”
Q: When Santa visited a ram and asked what he wanted for Christmas, what did the ram say?
“All I want for Christmas is ewe!”
Q: Why do the Elves neither confirm nor deny Santa’s existence?
Because they prefer to maintain Clausable deniability!
Q: How did Rudolph’s report card disappoint Santa one year?
His grade went down in history!
Q: What’s it called when Jolly Old St. Nick claps his hands at the end of a theatrical?
Santapplause!
Q: How old is Santa Claus?
He’s so old that his sleigh used to be pulled by pterodactyls!
Q: Why does Santa deliver presents every year?
Well, the presents aren’t going to deliver themselves!
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